Bread

 Hello! My name is Regina, and I have social antennas similar to a loaf of bread. Except, a loaf of bread would not bother anyone.

And mind you, it's not easy to find the right image of bread to signify what I mean! Have you ever tried to Google images of " bread loaf"? You get so much bread! There's short bread, mini bread, quick bread, banana bread, banana nut bread, zucchini bread, marble bread, pumpkin bread, white bread, brown bread, mouldy bread, Micky mouse bread, mouse in bread, Italian bread, bread loaf campus(!), bread conference(?), pecan bread, ginger bread, Amish bread, French bread, bunny rabbit bread, sandwich bread, sliced bread, poppy bread, triangular bread, TV bread, and last but not least; the sun tanned panda bread.

So, there you go.